seriously!?

like when you move across an ocean into a totally different life.

and still get emails from the same boy as always.

at least it’s predictable, right?

you know it’s always during some moment when things are going really well that that person, you know who i’m talking about. that boy or girl that always has you in their back pocket or whatever. inevitably shows up. like at a going away party.

and of course they give you a card. jointly with their significant other. though the best part is that they are dating *that* girl. yes, you know who i’m talking about, the skinny asian chick that’s way too happy for her own good. and goes a little overboard with all the !!!!s and xoxoxoxs.

don’tcha just want to shoot them out of cannon sometimes? just a little.

at least i’ve noticed this periodically when i’m on the phone with my best friend.

it seems there are just some people with whom you can be on the phone and it’s almost like being in the room with them. except from the comfort of your own home… or wherever you are.

and sometimes it’s just knowing that you can mutter to your best friend, no matter how weird it might seem to “normal people” even though you’re not actually saying anything real.

and sometimes it really is just that self-explanatory

how do i love thee? let me count the ways.

namely for all the stupid people that you encounter.

sometimes you just can’t help but be amused by people who invalidate their own arguments. hehe.

i really love random emails from my mother. in the middle of the work day because clearly i’m not, you know, AT WORK or something.

mind you, i have lived ~>1000 miles from home for the last… 9+ years. so, of course, i am the most obvious person to ask when you need a home for a cat for a couple weeks.

i suggest having someone cat sit because that’s totally not your first thought.

of course, the girl is moving out of town so she doesn’t have her apartment. though i clearly remember her parents still live in town so… ummm… yeah.